(Now referred to as Mommy, Honey, Dog Lady, Demanding Bitchy Shopper, and other fitting descriptive terms). Glorified secretary by day, dog trainer by night. Wife to N, mother to 9 y.o. Kays, 7 y.o. JT, and Baby G-man. Add one (large hyper) dog, three (demanding) cats, and a life away from all of our family and friends, and you have Virginia Madness.